Category: Horsey Humour

1. I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can, I can, I can. 2. I will NOT stop and poop or urinate every time I pass the same spot in the arena. 3. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off. 4. My stable is NOT my litter box. When I […]

This isn’t a horsey story, but it’s so cute we had to share it! A very young squirrel fell from a tree and this marked the start of a most unusual relationship. A woman found the squirrel and its sister lying on the ground. They had fallen about 40 feet out of their nest. The sister was […]

My riding instructor said to me during my lesson, “Your horse is suffering from Equine Thrombosis”. I was puzzled so I asked, “What causes that?” He replied very dryly, “It’s caused by a clot in the saddle!” A man has a racehorse who never won a race. In disgust the man says, ” Horse, you […]

How to get on your pony You can’t not smile at this Running free, what a site! Buckets of fun! Le Prestige de Hus watch out, Luna the cow is hot on your heels! What a cheeky little sod! The sweetest thing… Hilarious animal antics The funniest talking animals Hilarious talking animals